How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe: A Novel (Vintage)
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How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe: A Novel (Vintage): Charles Yu: 9780307739452: Am

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June 28, 2011 Vintage

From a 5 Under 35 winner, comes a razor-sharp, hilarious, and touching story of a son searching for his father . . . through quantum space-time.
 
Every day in Minor Universe 31 people get into time machines and try to change the past. That's where Charles Yu, time travel technician, steps in. He helps save people from themselves. Literally. When he's not taking client calls, Yu visits his mother and searches for his father, who invented time travel and then vanished. The key to locating his father may be found in a book. It's called How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe, and somewhere inside it is information that will help him. It may even save his life.

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  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Vintage (June 28, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0307739457
  • ISBN-13: 978-0307739452
  • Product Dimensions: 5.2 x 0.8 x 7.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

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Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be
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Stuck Up!: 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn't Be: Rich E. Dreben,Murdoc

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November 8, 2011
A very funny collection of 100 X-ray images showing foreign objects ingested or inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose.
The human imagination truly knows no limits. Without it, there would be no great art, no advances in science and technology, and no extreme sports. Without it, we’d also be deprived of the many insights into human nature that we get out of witnessing other people do shockingly imprudent things and then try to rationalize them. Stuck Up! capitalizes on this human capability of coming up with creative applications for everyday (and not-so everyday) items way beyond their designated uses, and features 100 X-ray images of foreign objects inserted into human bodies, accidentally or on purpose.

“It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.”

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“I fell.”

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How exactly did that cell phone end up there? Was it on vibrate? And is the rectum truly the best place to store your bronzed baby shoes? It is at least somewhat understandable to find a rectal thermometer in its intended place, but how about your six-year-old daughter’s Barbie doll?

Start browsing this hilarious collection of images – you’ll be surprised at the patients’ creativity and the medical information provided. And: Don’t try this at home.…

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  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin; First Edition edition (November 8, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0312680082
  • ISBN-13: 978-0312680084
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 0.7 x 7.1 inches
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Tales of the City: A Novel (P.S.)
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May 29, 2007 P.S.

For more than three decades Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City has blazed its own trail through popular culture—from a groundbreaking newspaper serial to a classic novel, to a television event that entranced millions around the world. The first of six novels about the denizens of the mythic apartment house at 28 Barbary Lane, Tales is both a sparkling comedy of manners and an indelible portrait of an era that changed forever the way we live.

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  • Paperback: 400 pages
  • Publisher: Harper Perennial (May 29, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061358304
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061358302
  • Product Dimensions: 5.3 x 0.9 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 13.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

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Seriously...I'm Kidding: Ellen DeGeneres: 9780446585040: Amazon.com: Books

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September 25, 2012
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  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing; Reprint edition (September 25, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0446585041
  • ISBN-13: 978-0446585040
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.4 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

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Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
Release Date: September 18, 2012Mindy Kaling has lived many lives: the obedient child of immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afraid of her own bike, a Ben Affleck–impersonating Off-Broadway performer and playwright, and, finally, a comedy writer and actress prone to starting fights with her friends and coworkers with the sentence “Can I just say one last thing about this, and then I swear I’ll shut up about it?”  Perhaps you want to know what Mindy thinks makes a great best friend (someone who will fill your prescription in the middle of the night), or what...
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America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren'tAmerica Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't
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Darth Vader and Son (Star Wars (Chronicle))Darth Vader and Son (Star Wars (Chronicle))
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I Still Dream About You: A Novel
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I Still Dream About You: A Novel: Fannie Flagg: 9780812977165: Amazon.com: Books

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June 28, 2011

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER
The beloved Fannie Flagg is at her irresistible and hilarious best in I Still Dream About You, a comic mystery romp through the streets of Birmingham, Alabama, past, present, and future.
Meet Maggie Fortenberry, a still beautiful former Miss Alabama. To others, Maggie’s life seems practically perfect—she’s lovely, charming, and a successful agent at Red Mountain Realty. Still, Maggie can’t help but wonder how she wound up living a life so different from the one she dreamed of as a child. But just when things seem completely hopeless, and the secrets of Maggie’s past drive her to a radical plan to solve it all, Maggie discovers, quite by accident, that everybody, it seems, has at least one little secret.

I Still Dream About You
is a wonderful novel that is equal parts southern charm, murder mystery, and that perfect combination of comedy and old-fashioned wisdom that can be served up only by America’s own remarkable Fannie Flagg.
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  • Paperback: 352 pages
  • Publisher: Ballantine Books; Reprint edition (June 28, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0812977165
  • ISBN-13: 978-0812977165
  • Product Dimensions: 5.1 x 0.8 x 7.9 inches
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In Persuasion NationIn Persuasion Nation
Release Date: March 6, 2007Talking candy bars, baby geniuses, disappointed mothers, castrated dogs, interned teenagers, and moral fables-all in this hilarious and heartbreaking collection. The best work yet from an author hailed as the heir to Kurt Vonnegut and Thomas Pynchon. ...
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Now That's Funny!: Hilarious Stories from the Man in Charge of Making America LaughNow That's Funny!: Hilarious Stories from the Man in Charge of Making America Laugh
Release Date: August 16, 2012Every year, Reader’s Digest readers send in tens of thousands of jokes and funny anecdotes, in their quest for a $100 check and, as an extra benefit, eternal glory: to have their joke published in the world’s best-read magazine. One man is stopping them from their quest. Andy Simmons. It takes a sense of humor. And Andy certainly has that. Not only is he the arbiter of all things funny in Reader’s Digest; he is their Mark Twain, Bill Cosby, and even their David Sedaris. In other words, Andy is the guy Reader’s Digest turns to whenever...
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Wonder Boys: A NovelWonder Boys: A Novel
Release Date: April 29, 2008A modern classic, now in a welcome new edition, Wonder Boys firmly established Michael Chabon as a force to be reckoned with in American fiction. At once a deft parody of the American fame factory and a piercing portrait of young and old desire, this novel introduces two unforgettable characters: Grady Tripp, a former publishing prodigy now lost in a fog of pot and passion and stalled in the midst of his endless second book, and Grady’s student, James Leer, a budding writer obsessed with Hollywood self-destruction and struggling with his own searching heart....
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LunaticsLunatics
Release Date: January 10, 2012One of them is a bestselling Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist. The other is a winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor. Together, they form the League of Comic Justice, battling evildoers in the name of . . . Okay, we made that line up. What they do form is a writing team of pure comic genius, and they will have you laughing like idiots.Philip Horkman is a happy man-the owner of a pet store called The Wine Shop, and on Sundays a referee for kids' soccer. Jeffrey Peckerman is the sole sane person in a world filled with goddamned jerks and morons, and he's ...
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Looking for Salvation at the Dairy Queen: A NovelLooking for Salvation at the Dairy Queen: A Novel
Release Date: June 9, 2009Sometimes you have to return to the place where you began, to arrive at the place where you belong.It’s the early 1970s. The town of Ringgold, Georgia, has a population of 1,923, one traffic light, one Dairy Queen, and one Catherine Grace Cline. The daughter of Ringgold’s third-generation Baptist preacher, Catherine Grace is quick-witted, more than a little stubborn, and dying to escape her small-town life.Every Saturday afternoon, she sits at the Dairy Queen, eating Dilly Bars and plotting her getaway to the big city of Atlanta. And when, with the help ...
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When Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little UnderstoodWhen Parents Text: So Much Said...So Little Understood
Publication Date: September 1, 2011A collection of insanely funny texts between parents and kids, When Parents Text is a surprisingly affecting window into the complicated time when parents aren’t ready to let go, and kids aren’t ready to be let go. The parents are well-meaning but hopeless, silly and a little corny, and befuddled by the technology. The kids are bewildered yet patient: the perfect straight man. And the authors, two recent college graduates, Lauren Kaelin and Sophia Fraioli, have an unerring editorial instinct to select the funniest, sweetest, quirkiest, most-tell...
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Me the People: One Man's Selfless Quest to Rewrite the Constitution of the United States of AmericaMe the People: One Man's Selfless Quest to Rewrite the Constitution of the United States of America
Release Date: May 29, 2012The United States Constitution promised a More Perfect Union. It’s a shame no one bothered to write a more perfect Constitution—one that didn’t trigger more than two centuries of arguments about what the darn thing actually says. Until now.   Perfection is at hand. A new, improved Constitution is here. And you are holding it. But first, some historical context: In the eighteenth century, a lawyer named James Madison gathered his friends in Philadelphia and, over four long months, wrote four short pages: the Constitution of the U...
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Sleepwalk with Me: and Other Painfully True StoriesSleepwalk with Me: and Other Painfully True Stories
Release Date: August 21, 2012Finalist for the Thurber Prize for American Humor Sleepwalk with Me is a comedic memoir, but I’m only thirty-two years old, so I’d hate for you to think I’m “wrapping it up,” so to speak. But I tell some really personal stories. Stories that I considered not publishing time and time again—about my childhood, about girls I made out with when I was thirteen, about my parents, and, of course, about my bouts with sleepwalking. Bring this book to bed. And sleepwalk with me. ...
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A Dirty Job: A NovelA Dirty Job: A Novel
Release Date: March 27, 2007 Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy with a normal life, married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. They're even about to have their first child. Yes, Charlie's doing okay—until people start dropping dead around him, and everywhere he goes a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Charlie Asher, it seems, has been recruited for a new position: as Death. It's a dirty job. But, hey! Somebody's gotta do it....
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Damn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to SendDamn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to Send
Release Date: March 22, 2011Sh#@ Your Phone Says"Damn You, Autocorrect!"If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there's a good chance you've screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, Pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone.Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside,...
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Ali in Wonderland: And Other Tall Tales
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February 7, 2012

Growing up in a family of political journalists—and daughter of President Reagan’s White House social secretary—Ali Wentworth rebelled against her blue-blood upbringing, embracing Hollywood, motorcycles, even a few wildly inappropriate marriage proposals. Today she is an acclaimed comedic actress and writer, former Oprah regular, wife of political and media star George Stephanopoulos, and a mother who lets her two girls eat cotton candy before bed. Though she’s settled down, her rebellious nature thrives in her comedy and her view of her crazy world.

In this addictively funny and warm memoir, she takes us through the looking glass and into the wonderland of her life, from a childhood among Washington’s elite to a stint in the psych ward they called a New England prep school; days doing L.A. sketch comedy (with then-aspiring artists Will Ferrell and Lisa Kudrow) to a series of spectacularly failed loves (that eventually led her to Mr. Right). Constant throughout is her mother, Muffie—a flawlessly elegant yet firm, no-nonsense force of nature and pure WASP convictions.

As charming and off-the-wall as Ali herself, Ali in Wonderland is an entertaining look at life that is both intimate and hilarious.

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  • Hardcover: 272 pages
  • Publisher: Harper; First Edition edition (February 7, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061998575
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061998577
  • Product Dimensions: 8.7 x 5.8 x 1 inches
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The Bro CodeThe Bro Code
Release Date: October 14, 2008Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail The Bro Code. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom. ...
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The Little SAS Book: A Primer, Fourth EditionThe Little SAS Book: A Primer, Fourth Edition
Publication Date: August 25, 2008| ISBN-10: 1599947250 | ISBN-13: 978-1599947259| Edition: Fourth Now in its fourth edition, The Little SAS Book is a classic, helping many people learn SAS programming. The book's friendly, easy-to-read style gently introduces readers to the most commonly used features of the SAS language. Topics include basic SAS concepts such as the DATA and PROC steps, inputting data, modifying and combining data sets, summarizing data, producing reports, and debugging SAS programs. Each topic is presented in a self-contained two-page layout complete with examples and ...
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Kaplan MCAT Review: Complete 5-Book Series (Kaplan MCAT Complete Subject Review (5v))Kaplan MCAT Review: Complete 5-Book Series (Kaplan MCAT Complete Subject Review (5v))
Release Date: June 15, 2010| ISBN-10: 1607146541 | ISBN-13: 978-1607146544| Edition: Original Spend less, get more! Our five-in-one boxed set features more content review and questions than any other study package! More people get into medical school with a Kaplan MCAT course than all major courses combined. Now the same results are available with Kaplan MCAT Complete Subject Review. This box is the only source necessary for the comprehensive review of all the Biology, General Chemistry, Organic Chemistry, Physics, and Verbal Reasoning & Essay Writing topics covered on the exam. MCAT Com...
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Batman: The Killing Joke, Deluxe EditionBatman: The Killing Joke, Deluxe Edition
Release Date: March 19, 2008One of the most famous Batman stories of all time is offered for the first time in hardcover in this special twentieth-anniversary edition.This is the unforgettable that forever changed Batman's world, adding a new element of darkness with its unflinching portrayal ofThe Joker's twisted psyche.Writer Alan Moore, acclaimed author of WATCHMEN and V FOR VENDETTA, offers his take on the disturbing relationship between The Dark Knight and his greatest foe.The Clown Prince of Crime has never been more ruthless than in this brutal tale.This special new edition also inc...
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5: Where Will You Be Five Years from Today?5: Where Will You Be Five Years from Today?
Publication Date: January 5, 2009The next five years can be the most exciting and satisfying years of yourlife---or just another five years. Let this extraordinary book be yourguide and inspiration. Whether you are just graduating from college, newly married, considering a newcareer, setting goals for retirement, or just looking to inspire aspecial friend, employee or family member, here's the most inspiring and compelling gift you can find. ...
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The Big Short: Inside the Doomsday MachineThe Big Short: Inside the Doomsday Machine
Publication Date: February 1, 2011The real story of the crash began in bizarre feeder markets where the sun doesn't shine and the SEC doesn't dare, or bother, to tread: the bond and real estate derivative markets where geeks invent impenetrable securities to profit from the misery of lower--and middle--class Americans who can't pay their debts. The smart people who understood what was or might be happening were paralyzed by hope and fear; in any case, they weren't talking. Michael Lewis creates a fresh, character-driven narrative brimming with indignation and dark humor, a fitting sequel t...
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America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren'tAmerica Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't
Release Date: October 2, 2012Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than America. You could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at greatness.But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. Y...
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Boynton's Greatest Hits: Volume 1/Blue Hat, Green Hat; A to Z; Moo, Baa, La La La!; Doggies (Boynton Board Books)Boynton's Greatest Hits: Volume 1/Blue Hat, Green Hat; A to Z; Moo, Baa, La La La!; Doggies (Boynton Board Books)
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Anthropology: Appreciating Human DiversityAnthropology: Appreciating Human Diversity
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Suri's Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood's Little SweetheartSuri's Burn Book: Well-Dressed Commentary from Hollywood's Little Sweetheart
Publication Date: September 4, 2012Based on the popular blog of the same name, Suri’s Burn Book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of “Suri Cruise,” Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ five-year-old daughter—and one of the youngest fashionistas in America today.Suri’s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Also included is Suri’s very best advice and essays on topics ranging from pop culture to politics, accompanied by approximately 100 full-color ...
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Hope: A Tragedy: A Novel
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January 12, 2012

The rural town of Stockton, New York, is famous for nothing: no one was born there, no one died there, nothing of any historical import at all has ever happened there, which is why Solomon Kugel, like other urbanites fleeing their pasts and histories, decided to move his wife and young son there.

To begin again. To start anew. But it isn’t quite working out that way for Kugel…

His ailing mother stubbornly holds on to life, and won’t stop reminiscing about the Nazi concentration camps she never actually suffered through. To complicate matters further, some lunatic is burning down farmhouses just like the one Kugel bought, and when, one night, he discovers history—a living, breathing, thought-to-be-dead specimen of history—hiding upstairs in his attic, bad quickly becomes worse.

Hope: A Tragedy is a hilarious and haunting examination of the burdens and abuse of history, propelled with unstoppable rhythm and filled with existential musings and mordant wit. It is a comic and compelling story of the hopeless longing to be free of those pasts that haunt our every present.

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  • Reading level: Ages 18 and up
  • Hardcover: 304 pages
  • Publisher: Riverhead Hardcover (January 12, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 159448838X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594488382
  • Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 6.3 x 1.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)

Three To Get Deadly: A Stephanie Plum Novel (Stephanie Plum Novels)Three To Get Deadly: A Stephanie Plum Novel (Stephanie Plum Novels)
Release Date: June 22, 2010| Series: Stephanie Plum Novels Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum Novels Are“Suspenseful.”---Los Angeles Times“Terrific.”---San Francisco Chronicle“Irresistible.”---Kirkus Reviews“Thrilling.”---The Midwest Book Review“Hilariously Funny.”---USA Today“A blast of fresh air.”---The Washington Post“Inventive and fast-paced.”---The San Diego Union-Tribune“Superb.”---Detroit Free PressA “saintly” old candy store owner is on the lam---and bounty hunter extraordi...
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The Portable Dorothy Parker (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)The Portable Dorothy Parker (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)
Release Date: March 28, 2006| Series: Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition The second revision in sixty years, this sublime collection ranges over the verse, stories, essays, and journalism of one of the twentieth century's most quotable authors. For this new twenty-first-century edition, devoted admirers can be sure to find their favorite verse and stories. But a variety of fresh material has also been added to create a fuller, more authentic picture of her life's work. There are some stories new to the Portable, "Such a Pretty Little Picture," along with a selection of articles written for su...
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The Silver Linings Playbook: A NovelThe Silver Linings Playbook: A Novel
Release Date: April 27, 2010Why did NPR’s popular librarian Nancy Pearl pick The Silver Linings Playbook as one of summer’s best reads for 2009?"Aawww shucks!” Pearl said. “I know that’s hardly a usual way to begin a book review, but it was my immediate response to finishing Matthew Quick’s heartwarming, humorous and soul-satisfying first novel . . . This book makes me smile.”Meet Pat Peoples. Pat has a theory: his life is a movie produced by God. And his God-given mission is to become physically fit and emotionally literate, whereupon God will ensur...
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The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other StoriesThe Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories
Release Date: October 22, 1997From breathtaking stop-action animation to bittersweet modern fairy tales, filmmaker Tim Burton has become known for his unique visual brilliance -- witty and macabre at once. Now he gives birth to a cast of gruesomely sympathetic children -- misunderstood outcasts who struggle to find love and belonging in their cruel, cruel worlds. His lovingly lurid illustrations evoke both the sweetness and the tragedy of these dark yet simple beings -- hopeful, hapless heroes who appeal to the ugly outsider in all of us, and let us laugh at a world we have long left behind ...
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Four to Score (Stephanie Plum Novels)Four to Score (Stephanie Plum Novels)
Release Date: June 22, 2010| Series: Stephanie Plum Novels Janet Evanovich Scores with Four to Score“A plum choice.”---USA Today“A fast-paced thriller.”---The San Diego Union-Tribune“A raucous delight.”---Publishers Weekly“Plenty of wit and grit.”---The New York Times Book Review“A winner.”---Glamour“High-speed comic mayhem.”---Detroit Free Press“This is one you have to have.”---Washington TimesStephanie Plum, Trenton, New Jersey’s favorite pistol-packing, condom-carrying bounty hunter, is back---and on...
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The Big Cat Nap: The 20th Anniversary Mrs. Murphy Mystery (Mrs. Murphy Mystery, 20th Anniversary)The Big Cat Nap: The 20th Anniversary Mrs. Murphy Mystery (Mrs. Murphy Mystery, 20th Anniversary)
Release Date: April 3, 2012| Series: Mrs. Murphy Mystery, 20th Anniversary To celebrate the twentieth anniversary of the beloved Mrs. Murphy mystery series, Rita Mae Brown and her intrepid feline co-author Sneaky Pie Brown return with a charming claw-biting tale starring Mary Minor “Harry” Haristeen. Of course prowling faithfully at Harry’s side are the sleuthing cats Mrs. Murphy, ever wise, and Pewter, reliably cranky and always primed with a razor-sharp quip. Fiercely loyal and on the alert, corgi Tee Tucker is also never far behind. This time, Harry and her menagerie thr...
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Awkward Family Pet PhotosAwkward Family Pet Photos
Release Date: November 1, 2011The authors of the New York Times bestseller Awkward Family Photos are back with a hilarious tribute to the unbreakable and sometimes uncomfortable bond between people and their pets.There are few things more rewarding than having a pet. They love us unconditionally, shower us with attention, and because of them, we actually live longer. So, what can possibly be awkward about our animal BFFs? Well . . . nothing. In fact, we’re the awkward ones. We adore our pets, but let’s face it—sometimes L-O-V-E makes us go a little overboard. Like giving th...
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Looking for Salvation at the Dairy Queen: A NovelLooking for Salvation at the Dairy Queen: A Novel
Release Date: June 9, 2009Sometimes you have to return to the place where you began, to arrive at the place where you belong.It’s the early 1970s. The town of Ringgold, Georgia, has a population of 1,923, one traffic light, one Dairy Queen, and one Catherine Grace Cline. The daughter of Ringgold’s third-generation Baptist preacher, Catherine Grace is quick-witted, more than a little stubborn, and dying to escape her small-town life.Every Saturday afternoon, she sits at the Dairy Queen, eating Dilly Bars and plotting her getaway to the big city of Atlanta. And when, with the help ...
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All My Friends Are Still DeadAll My Friends Are Still Dead
Publication Date: March 7, 2012From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead (more than 100,000 copies sold) comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects. ...
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NPR Driveway Moments Dog Tales: Radio Stories That Won't Let You GoNPR Driveway Moments Dog Tales: Radio Stories That Won't Let You Go
Publication Date: May 25, 2011Dog lovers will delight in this audio celebration of the canine character. From our earliest encounters with Lassie, to the magical moments we share with our own imperfect but thoroughly lovable companions, dogs have become an integral part of our culture and beloved members of our family. NPR proudly presents these tales of unforgettable animals and their devoted human friends. ...
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Lunatics
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Lunatics: Dave Barry,Alan Zweibel: 9780399158698: Amazon.com: Books

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January 10, 2012

One of them is a bestselling Pulitzer Prize-winning humorist. The other is a winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor. Together, they form the League of Comic Justice, battling evildoers in the name of . . . Okay, we made that line up. What they do form is a writing team of pure comic genius, and they will have you laughing like idiots.

Philip Horkman is a happy man-the owner of a pet store called The Wine Shop, and on Sundays a referee for kids' soccer. Jeffrey Peckerman is the sole sane person in a world filled with goddamned jerks and morons, and he's having a really bad day. The two of them are about to collide in a swiftly escalating series of events that will send them running for their lives, pursued by the police, soldiers, terrorists, subversives, bears, and a man dressed as Chuck E. Cheese.

Where that all takes them you can't begin to guess, but the literary journey there is a masterpiece of inspiration and mayhem. But what else would you expect from the League of Comic Justice?

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  • Reading level: Ages 18 and up
  • Hardcover: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Putnam Adult; 1 edition (January 10, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0399158693
  • ISBN-13: 978-0399158698
  • Product Dimensions: 6.3 x 1.4 x 9.1 inches
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Thank You NotesThank You Notes
Publication Date: May 23, 2011Jimmy Fallon is very thankful. And in this first book to come from his TV show, he expresses his gratitude for everything from the light bulb he's too lazy to replace to the F12 button on his computer's keyboard. He thanks microbreweries for making his alcoholism seem like a neat hobby. He thanks the name "Lloyd" for having two L's. Otherwise it would just sound like "Loyd." He thanks the slow-moving family walking in front of him on the sidewalk. Without this "barricade of idiots," he might never have been forced to walk in the street and risk getting hit by a ...
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In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White GuyIn Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks: . . . And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy
Release Date: May 17, 2011A couple years back, I was at the Phoenix airport bar.  It was empty except for one heavy-set, gray bearded, grizzled guy who looked like he just rode his donkey into town after a long day of panning for silver in them thar hills.  He ordered a Jack Daniels straight up, and that's when I overheard the young guy with the earring behind the bar asking him if he had ID.  At first the old sea captain just laughed.  But the guy with the twinkle in his ear asked again.  At this point it became apparent that he was serious.  Dan Haggerty's dad...
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Porn for WomenPorn for Women
Publication Date: April 5, 2007Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really wantbeautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, listening, asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions: "I love a clean house!" or "As long as I have two legs to walk on, you'll never take out the trash." Now this is porn that will leave women begging for more! ...
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book) Teacher's Edition: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy InactionThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents America (The Book) Teacher's Edition: A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction
Publication Date: September 25, 2006For everyone who was too cheap to buy the hardcover, the blockbuster, award-winning #1 New York Times bestseller is now in trade paperback-with a new introduction, fully updated, and with equally unsettling nude photos of the newest Supreme Court justices, and a text corrected by the most reputable college professor we could find/afford.Including:Historical inaccuracies, gross distortions, complete fabrications-corrected by real-life bearded college professor. ...
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Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for DinnerJeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
Release Date: May 1, 2012In Such a Pretty Fat, Jen Lancaster learned how to come to terms with her body. In My Fair Lazy, she expanded her mind. Now the New York Times bestselling author gives herself—and her generation—a kick in the X, by facing her greatest challenge to date: acting her age. Jen is finally ready to put away childish things (except her Barbie Styling Head, of course) and embrace the investment-making, mortgage-carrying, life-insurance-having adult she’s become. From getting a mammogram to volunteering at a halfway house, she tackles the grown-up activities...
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Seriously...I'm KiddingSeriously...I'm Kidding
Release Date: September 25, 2012I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we? ...
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Saving CeeCee Honeycutt: A NovelSaving CeeCee Honeycutt: A Novel
Release Date: January 12, 2010Read Beth Hoffman's blogs and other content on the Penguin Community. Steel Magnolias meets The Help in this Southern debut novel sparkling with humor, heart, and feminine wisdom Twelve-year-old CeeCee Honeycutt is in trouble. For years, she has been the caretaker of her psychotic mother, Camille-the tiara-toting, lipstick-smeared laughingstock of an entire town-a woman trapped in her long-ago moment of glory as the 1951 Vidalia Onion Queen. But when Camille is hit by a truck and killed, CeeCee is left to fend for herself. To the rescue comes her previously un...
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The Silver Linings Playbook: A NovelThe Silver Linings Playbook: A Novel
Release Date: April 27, 2010Why did NPR’s popular librarian Nancy Pearl pick The Silver Linings Playbook as one of summer’s best reads for 2009?"Aawww shucks!” Pearl said. “I know that’s hardly a usual way to begin a book review, but it was my immediate response to finishing Matthew Quick’s heartwarming, humorous and soul-satisfying first novel . . . This book makes me smile.”Meet Pat Peoples. Pat has a theory: his life is a movie produced by God. And his God-given mission is to become physically fit and emotionally literate, whereupon God will ensur...
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Leaving the Atocha StationLeaving the Atocha Station
Publication Date: August 23, 2011Adam Gordon is a brilliant, if highly unreliable, young American poet on a prestigious fellowship in Madrid, struggling to establish his sense of self and his relationship to art. What is actual when our experiences are mediated by language, technology, medication, and the arts? Is poetry an essential art form, or merely a screen for the reader's projections? Instead of following the dictates of his fellowship, Adam’s “research” becomes a meditation on the possibility of the genuine in the arts and beyond: are his relationships with the peopl...
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Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did GoodTough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
Release Date: March 20, 2012That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the ...
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Sleepwalk with Me: and Other Painfully True Stories
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August 21, 2012
Finalist for the Thurber Prize for American Humor

Sleepwalk with Me is a comedic memoir, but I’m only thirty-two years old, so I’d hate for you to think I’m “wrapping it up,” so to speak. But I tell some really personal stories. Stories that I considered not publishing time and time again—about my childhood, about girls I made out with when I was thirteen, about my parents, and, of course, about my bouts with sleepwalking. Bring this book to bed. And sleepwalk with me.

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  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster (August 21, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1476705763
  • ISBN-13: 978-1476705767
  • Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.5 x 0.6 inches
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A Dog's PurposeA Dog's Purpose
Release Date: July 6, 2010This is the remarkable story of one endearing dog’s search for his purpose over the course of several lives. More than just another charming dog story, A Dog’s Purpose touches on the universal quest for an answer to life's most basic question: Why are we here?Surprised to find himself reborn as a rambunctious golden-haired puppy after a tragically short life as a stray mutt, Bailey’s search for his new life’s meaning leads him into the loving arms of 8-year-old Ethan. During their countless adventures Bailey joyously discovers how to be a goo...
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human RaceThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race
Release Date: September 21, 2010The eagerly awaited new book from the Emmy-winning, Oscar-hosting, Daily Show-anchoring Jon Stewart--the man behind the megaseller America (The Book). Where do we come from? Who created us? Why are we here? These questions have puzzled us since the dawn of time, but when it became apparent to Jon Stewart and the writers of The Daily Show that the world was about to end, they embarked on a massive mission to write a book that summed up the human race: What we looked like; what we accomplished; our achievements in society, government, religion, science and cultu...
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Ali in Wonderland: And Other Tall TalesAli in Wonderland: And Other Tall Tales
Release Date: February 7, 2012 Growing up in a family of political journalists—and daughter of President Reagan’s White House social secretary—Ali Wentworth rebelled against her blue-blood upbringing, embracing Hollywood, motorcycles, even a few wildly inappropriate marriage proposals. Today she is an acclaimed comedic actress and writer, former Oprah regular, wife of political and media star George Stephanopoulos, and a mother who lets her two girls eat cotton candy before bed. Though she’s settled down, her rebellious nature thrives in her comedy and her view of her cra...
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Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did GoodTough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
Release Date: March 20, 2012That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the ...
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Leaving the Atocha StationLeaving the Atocha Station
Publication Date: August 23, 2011Adam Gordon is a brilliant, if highly unreliable, young American poet on a prestigious fellowship in Madrid, struggling to establish his sense of self and his relationship to art. What is actual when our experiences are mediated by language, technology, medication, and the arts? Is poetry an essential art form, or merely a screen for the reader's projections? Instead of following the dictates of his fellowship, Adam’s “research” becomes a meditation on the possibility of the genuine in the arts and beyond: are his relationships with the peopl...
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Thank You NotesThank You Notes
Publication Date: May 23, 2011Jimmy Fallon is very thankful. And in this first book to come from his TV show, he expresses his gratitude for everything from the light bulb he's too lazy to replace to the F12 button on his computer's keyboard. He thanks microbreweries for making his alcoholism seem like a neat hobby. He thanks the name "Lloyd" for having two L's. Otherwise it would just sound like "Loyd." He thanks the slow-moving family walking in front of him on the sidewalk. Without this "barricade of idiots," he might never have been forced to walk in the street and risk getting hit by a ...
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Thank You Notes 2Thank You Notes 2
Release Date: May 22, 2012LIMITED EDITION: INCLUDES SOUND CHIP WITH THANK YOU NOTES THEME MUSIC. Picking up where the first Thank You Notes left off, Jimmy Fallon has many more people and things to thank. He addresses some 200 new subjects in need of his undying "gratitude." Each page will feature one note and a photograph of its recipient. "Thank you, gift bags, for saying "I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in." "Thank you, people whose Facebook profile picture is them as a baby, for basically saying, "Here's the last time I wasn't ugly.""Than...
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The Broom of the System: A Novel (Penguin Ink) (The Penguin Ink Series)The Broom of the System: A Novel (Penguin Ink) (The Penguin Ink Series)
Release Date: June 29, 2010| Series: The Penguin Ink Series The "dazzling, exhilarating" (San Francisco Chronicle) debut novel from one of this century's most groundbreaking writers, The Broom of the System is an outlandishly funny and fiercely intelligent exploration of the paradoxes of language, storytelling, and reality. ...
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Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for DinnerJeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
Release Date: May 1, 2012In Such a Pretty Fat, Jen Lancaster learned how to come to terms with her body. In My Fair Lazy, she expanded her mind. Now the New York Times bestselling author gives herself—and her generation—a kick in the X, by facing her greatest challenge to date: acting her age. Jen is finally ready to put away childish things (except her Barbie Styling Head, of course) and embrace the investment-making, mortgage-carrying, life-insurance-having adult she’s become. From getting a mammogram to volunteering at a halfway house, she tackles the grown-up activities...
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Chelsea Chelsea Bang BangChelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Release Date: September 13, 2011WHAT . . . A RIOT! Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching h...
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Thank You Notes 2
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Thank You Notes 2: Jimmy Fallon: 9780892967360: Amazon.com: Books

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May 22, 2012
LIMITED EDITION: INCLUDES SOUND CHIP WITH THANK YOU NOTES THEME MUSIC.

Picking up where the first Thank You Notes left off, Jimmy Fallon has many more people and things to thank. He addresses some 200 new subjects in need of his undying "gratitude." Each page will feature one note and a photograph of its recipient.
"Thank you, gift bags, for saying "I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in."
"Thank you, people whose Facebook profile picture is them as a baby, for basically saying, "Here's the last time I wasn't ugly."
"Thank you, women who walk around with their yoga mats in slings, for either looking like an unemployed archer or a bazooka smuggler."
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  • Paperback: 176 pages
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing; Limited edition (May 22, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0892967366
  • ISBN-13: 978-0892967360
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 0.8 x 7.2 inches
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The Little SAS Book: A Primer, Fourth EditionThe Little SAS Book: A Primer, Fourth Edition
Publication Date: August 25, 2008| ISBN-10: 1599947250 | ISBN-13: 978-1599947259| Edition: Fourth Now in its fourth edition, The Little SAS Book is a classic, helping many people learn SAS programming. The book's friendly, easy-to-read style gently introduces readers to the most commonly used features of the SAS language. Topics include basic SAS concepts such as the DATA and PROC steps, inputting data, modifying and combining data sets, summarizing data, producing reports, and debugging SAS programs. Each topic is presented in a self-contained two-page layout complete with examples and ...
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Boynton's Greatest Hits: Volume 1/Blue Hat, Green Hat; A to Z; Moo, Baa, La La La!; Doggies (Boynton Board Books)Boynton's Greatest Hits: Volume 1/Blue Hat, Green Hat; A to Z; Moo, Baa, La La La!; Doggies (Boynton Board Books)
Release Date: October 1, 1998| Age Level: 1 and up...
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Darth Vader and Son (Star Wars (Chronicle))Darth Vader and Son (Star Wars (Chronicle))
Publication Date: April 18, 2012| Series: Star Wars (Chronicle) What if Darth Vader took an active role in raising his son? What if "Luke, I am your father" was just a stern admonishment from an annoyed dad? In this hilarious and sweet comic reimagining, Darth Vader is a dad like any other—except with all the baggage of being the Dark Lord of the Sith. Celebrated artist Jeffrey Brown's delightful illustrations give classic Star Wars® moments a fresh twist, presenting the trials and joys of parenting through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. Life lessons include lightsaber battin...
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Anthropology: Appreciating Human DiversityAnthropology: Appreciating Human Diversity
Publication Date: February 4, 2010| ISBN-10: 0078116996 | ISBN-13: 978-0078116995| Edition: 14 Focused on the appreciation of anthropology, the new edition of Anthropology: Appreciating Human Diversity offers an up-to-date holistic introduction to general anthropology from the four-field perspective. Key themes of appreciating the experiences students bring to the classroom, appreciating human diversity, and appreciating the field of anthropology are showcased throughout the text.In this edition, Understanding Ourselves chapter openers and Through the Eyes of Others boxes show how anthro...
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Not Taco Bell MaterialNot Taco Bell Material
Release Date: June 12, 2012In his second book, Adam Carolla—author of New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks and chart-topping podcaster—reveals all the stories behind how he came to be the angry middle-aged man he is today. Funnyman Adam Carolla is known for two things: hilarious rants about things that drive him crazy and personal stories about everything from his hardscrabble childhood to his slacker friends to the hypocrisy of Hollywood. He tackled rants in his first book, and now he tells his best stories and debuts some never-before-heard tales as...
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What to Expect the First YearWhat to Expect the First Year
Publication Date: October 16, 2003Everything new parents need to know about the care (and feeding) of an infant, from the authors of What to Expect® When You're Expecting. Covers monthly growth and development, feeding for every age and stage, sleep strategies that really work. Filled with the most practical tips (how to give a bath, decode your baby's crying, what to buy for baby, and when to return to work) and the most up-to-date medical advice (the latest on vaccines, vitamins, illnesses, SIDS, safety, and more).Reassuring Answers to Hundreds of Questions, including:What's the ...
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America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren'tAmerica Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't
Release Date: October 2, 2012Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than America. You could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at greatness.But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. Y...
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Wicked Business: A Lizzy and Diesel NovelWicked Business: A Lizzy and Diesel Novel
Release Date: June 19, 2012| Series: Lizzy and Diesel The hardcover edition of Wicked Business contains Plum & Wicked stickers inside!Janet Evanovich, mega-bestselling author of the beloved Stephanie Plum series, is back and better than ever. Her novels, hailed by GQ as “among the great joys of contemporary crime fiction,” deliver rollicking adventure with crackling wit and hilarious mayhem. And, now, one of the hottest writers today returns with dynamic duo Lizzy and Diesel to prove that when hunting down bad guys, the real fun is in the chase.   Whe...
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Explosive Eighteen: A Stephanie Plum NovelExplosive Eighteen: A Stephanie Plum Novel
Release Date: May 15, 2012| Series: Stephanie Plum Bounty hunter Stephanie Plum’s life is set to blow sky high when international murder hits dangerously close to home, in this dynamite novel by Janet Evanovich.   Before Stephanie can even step foot off Flight 127 Hawaii to Newark, she’s knee deep in trouble. Her dream vacation turned into a nightmare, and she’s flying back to New Jersey solo. Worse still, her seatmate never returned to the plane after the L.A. layover. Now he’s dead—and a ragtag collection of thugs and psychos, not to mention the FBI, are ...
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The Bro CodeThe Bro Code
Release Date: October 14, 2008Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail The Bro Code. Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom. ...
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Fat Is the New 30: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Coping with (the crappy parts of) Life
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Fat Is the New 30: The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Coping with (the crappy parts of) Life: Jil

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March 20, 2012 Sweet Potato Queen
The Sweet Potato Queens® are back and bawdier than ever in Southern belle extraordinaire Jill Conner Browne’s ninth edition of the hysterical series. Having experienced pretty much ALL of the crappy parts of life, Browne feels it is her duty to render whatever assistance she can to her fellow sufferers — and she does so in her own inimitable fashion.

Her father taught her there are very few situations in life that we really and truly cannot change, and it is up to us to figure out how to either make fun OUT of them — or make fun OF them. And fortunately for the rest of us, Browne is well equipped for both. Including the exploits of the Queen contingent and her family, she delivers applicable tidbits like:

* Thinking or talking about watermelon can save any negative situation.

* If you get drunk in Scotland, you can’t have your cow with you.

* When sanity and reason fail, you can always cheerfully resort to ridicule.

* Denial means that every situation is perfectly perfect.

More fun than a Cracker Barrel full of monkeys, Fat Is the New 30 will change your life — or at least give you ideas for making fun of your ownself.

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  • Paperback: 266 pages
  • Publisher: AmazonEncore (March 20, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1612181406
  • ISBN-13: 978-1612181400
  • Product Dimensions: 8.1 x 5.4 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey: A ParodyFifty Shames of Earl Grey: A Parody
Publication Date: July 31, 2012Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge? ...
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Damn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to SendDamn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to Send
Release Date: March 22, 2011Sh#@ Your Phone Says"Damn You, Autocorrect!"If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there's a good chance you've screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, Pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone.Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside,...
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NPR Driveway Moments Dog Tales: Radio Stories That Won't Let You GoNPR Driveway Moments Dog Tales: Radio Stories That Won't Let You Go
Publication Date: May 25, 2011Dog lovers will delight in this audio celebration of the canine character. From our earliest encounters with Lassie, to the magical moments we share with our own imperfect but thoroughly lovable companions, dogs have become an integral part of our culture and beloved members of our family. NPR proudly presents these tales of unforgettable animals and their devoted human friends. ...
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Simpsons World: The Ultimate Episode Guide, Seasons 1-20Simpsons World: The Ultimate Episode Guide, Seasons 1-20
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All My Friends Are Still DeadAll My Friends Are Still Dead
Publication Date: March 7, 2012From the authors of the breakout best seller All my friends are dead (more than 100,000 copies sold) comes a brand-new illustrated compendium of the humorous existential ruminations of people, animals, legendary monsters, and inanimate objects. ...
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Three To Get Deadly: A Stephanie Plum Novel (Stephanie Plum Novels)Three To Get Deadly: A Stephanie Plum Novel (Stephanie Plum Novels)
Release Date: June 22, 2010| Series: Stephanie Plum Novels Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum Novels Are“Suspenseful.”---Los Angeles Times“Terrific.”---San Francisco Chronicle“Irresistible.”---Kirkus Reviews“Thrilling.”---The Midwest Book Review“Hilariously Funny.”---USA Today“A blast of fresh air.”---The Washington Post“Inventive and fast-paced.”---The San Diego Union-Tribune“Superb.”---Detroit Free PressA “saintly” old candy store owner is on the lam---and bounty hunter extraordi...
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Dress Your Family in Corduroy and DenimDress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
Release Date: May 31, 2005David Sedaris plays in the snow with his sisters. He goes on vacation with his family. He gets a job selling drinks. He attends his brother's wedding. He mops his sister's floor. He gives directions to a lost traveler. He eats a hamburger. He has his blood sugar tested. It all sounds so normal, doesn't it? In his newest collection of essays, David Sedaris lifts the corner of ordinary life, revealing the absurdity teeming below its surface. His world is alive with obscure desires and hidden motives -- a world where forgiveness is automatic and an argument can be the ...
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Zombies Hate StuffZombies Hate Stuff
Publication Date: March 21, 2012Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip-lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, and strangely don't mind Canadians. Each ghoulishly colorful painting reveals a funny and unexpected scene of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains. Zombies Hate Stuff offers an unexpected and irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse and the pop culture...
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Shapes and Colors: A Cul de Sac CollectionShapes and Colors: A Cul de Sac Collection
Release Date: December 14, 2010| Series: Cul de Sac Collection Richard Thompson's Cul de Sac follows the antics of four-year-old Alice Otterloop as she navigates her way through her suburban town and life's ups and downs at Blisshaven Preschool. More than half of our nation's population resides in the burbs, and suburbanites everywhere will easily recognize Cul de Sac's tree-lined streets, big-box retail stores, and kiddy crunchy cereals, along with the revealing backseat conversations between Alice and her brother.Thompson's paintbrush captures humorously poignant and reflectively thoughtfu...
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Wonder Boys: A NovelWonder Boys: A Novel
Release Date: April 29, 2008A modern classic, now in a welcome new edition, Wonder Boys firmly established Michael Chabon as a force to be reckoned with in American fiction. At once a deft parody of the American fame factory and a piercing portrait of young and old desire, this novel introduces two unforgettable characters: Grady Tripp, a former publishing prodigy now lost in a fog of pot and passion and stalled in the midst of his endless second book, and Grady’s student, James Leer, a budding writer obsessed with Hollywood self-destruction and struggling with his own searching heart....
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Damn You, Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to Send
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Damn You,Autocorrect!: Awesomely Embarrassing Text Messages You Didn't Mean to Send: Jillian Mad

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March 22, 2011
Sh#@ Your Phone Says
"Damn You, Autocorrect!"
If you own an iPhone, BlackBerry, Droid, or any smartphone, there's a good chance you've screamed that phrase out at least once. In Damn You, Autocorrect!, Pop-culture blogger Jillian Madison shows you are not alone.
Filled with submissions from readers of her popular website, this laugh-out-loud funny book features cringe-worthy exchanges with parents, friends, significant others, and co-workers that contain some of the most unintentionally hilarious--and mortifying--mistakes ever caused by Autocorrect. Inside, you'll find a husband who tells his wife that he just "laid" (paid) the babysitter, a dad who tells his daughter that he and her mom are going to "divorce" (Disney), and many more epic texting fails too raunchy to list here.
Whether you love technology, texting humor, or taking just a little bit of pleasure in the misfortune of others, Damn You, Autocorrect! will leave you laughing until you cry, and thankful that nothing this embarrassing has happened to you. Yet.
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  • Reading level: Ages 18 and up
  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Hyperion (March 22, 2011)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1401310672
  • ISBN-13: 978-1401310677
  • Product Dimensions: 7.9 x 5.1 x 0.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Feminist Ryan Gosling: Feminist Theory (as Imagined) from Your Favorite Sensitive Movie DudeFeminist Ryan Gosling: Feminist Theory (as Imagined) from Your Favorite Sensitive Movie Dude
Publication Date: August 14, 2012What started as a silly way for blogger Danielle Henderson and her classmates to keep track of the feminist theorists they were studying in class quickly turned into an overnight sensation. Since its launch in October 2011, the Feminist Ryan Gosling blog has close to 30,000 followers and more than 3 million page views per month.In this hilarious book based on the wildly popular blog, the author pairs swoon-worthy photos of the steamy actor with sensitive feminist theories and plenty of sweet talk. Included are 120 full-color photos and captions throughout, wi...
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Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did GoodTough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good
Release Date: March 20, 2012That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the ...
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BossypantsBossypants
Release Date: April 5, 2011 Before Liz Lemon, before "Weekend Update," before "Sarah Palin," Tina Fey was just a young girl with a dream: a recurring stress dream that she was being chased through a local airport by her middle-school gym teacher. She also had a dream that one day she would be a comedian on TV.She has seen both these dreams come true.At last, Tina Fey's story can be told. From her youthful days as a vicious nerd to her tour of duty on Saturday Night Live; from her passionately halfhearted pursuit of physical beauty to her life as a mother eating things off the floor; from her...
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Seriously...I'm KiddingSeriously...I'm Kidding
Release Date: September 25, 2012I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we? ...
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Thank You Notes 2Thank You Notes 2
Release Date: May 22, 2012LIMITED EDITION: INCLUDES SOUND CHIP WITH THANK YOU NOTES THEME MUSIC. Picking up where the first Thank You Notes left off, Jimmy Fallon has many more people and things to thank. He addresses some 200 new subjects in need of his undying "gratitude." Each page will feature one note and a photograph of its recipient. "Thank you, gift bags, for saying "I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in." "Thank you, people whose Facebook profile picture is them as a baby, for basically saying, "Here's the last time I wasn't ugly.""Than...
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The Good Wife Guide: 19 Rules for Keeping a Happy HusbandThe Good Wife Guide: 19 Rules for Keeping a Happy Husband
Release Date: November 1, 2007A man’s home is his castle, and as such, he should be treated like a king. And this fun, retro volume shows wives how to keep his royal highness happy. When he returns home from his demanding job, a man rightfully deserves a bit of pampering. A happy smile, a warm kiss, and a pair of cozy slippers are just the start. Here are all the secrets for helping him feel comfortable and content: advice on cooking from scratch, the lowdown on why a clean home makes hubby feel better, and valuable hints on making yourself more attractive to him. It’s a great ...
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Man Made: A Stupid Quest for MasculinityMan Made: A Stupid Quest for Masculinity
Publication Date: May 15, 2012The smudge looked suspiciously penis- like. The doctor confirmed: "That's the baby's penis!" which caused not celebration, but panic. Joel pictured having to go camping and fix a car and use a hammer and throw a football and watch professionals throw footballs and figure out whether to be sad or happy about the results of said football throwing. So begins his quest to confront his effete nature whether he likes it or not (he doesn't), by doing a twenty-four-hour shift with L.A. firefighters, going hunting, rebuilding a house, driving a Lamborghini, enduring thre...
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A Dog's PurposeA Dog's Purpose
Release Date: July 6, 2010This is the remarkable story of one endearing dog’s search for his purpose over the course of several lives. More than just another charming dog story, A Dog’s Purpose touches on the universal quest for an answer to life's most basic question: Why are we here?Surprised to find himself reborn as a rambunctious golden-haired puppy after a tragically short life as a stray mutt, Bailey’s search for his new life’s meaning leads him into the loving arms of 8-year-old Ethan. During their countless adventures Bailey joyously discovers how to be a goo...
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Thank You NotesThank You Notes
Publication Date: May 23, 2011Jimmy Fallon is very thankful. And in this first book to come from his TV show, he expresses his gratitude for everything from the light bulb he's too lazy to replace to the F12 button on his computer's keyboard. He thanks microbreweries for making his alcoholism seem like a neat hobby. He thanks the name "Lloyd" for having two L's. Otherwise it would just sound like "Loyd." He thanks the slow-moving family walking in front of him on the sidewalk. Without this "barricade of idiots," he might never have been forced to walk in the street and risk getting hit by a ...
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human RaceThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents Earth (The Book): A Visitor's Guide to the Human Race
Release Date: September 21, 2010The eagerly awaited new book from the Emmy-winning, Oscar-hosting, Daily Show-anchoring Jon Stewart--the man behind the megaseller America (The Book). Where do we come from? Who created us? Why are we here? These questions have puzzled us since the dawn of time, but when it became apparent to Jon Stewart and the writers of The Daily Show that the world was about to end, they embarked on a massive mission to write a book that summed up the human race: What we looked like; what we accomplished; our achievements in society, government, religion, science and cultu...
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