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Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Seriously...I'm Kidding: Ellen DeGeneres: 9780446585040: Amazon.com: Books

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September 25, 2012
I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?
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Product Details:

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing; Reprint edition (September 25, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0446585041
  • ISBN-13: 978-0446585040
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.4 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 10.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

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