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August 23, 2012
Warning: This book contains strong Adult Content. Ex porn star Jonny Sausage wants to be more than a cook at a fast food dive, so he obtains his P.I. certificate online. It sounds exciting enough, being a private eye, but Jonny has no idea how crazy things are going to get once this gorgeous vampire dame by the name of Cristabel Swan enters his office. Swan needs a ruthless investigator to find out why her family members are being murdered, and Jonny feels he's the right dick for the job.
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Product Details:

  • Paperback: 160 pages
  • Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (August 23, 2012)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1479148563
  • ISBN-13: 978-1479148561
  • Product Dimensions: 7.7 x 5 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

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